MAFIA: CHICAGO – BODY FOUND

A local man was walking his two dogs by the foreshore near Promontory Point, on the banks of Lake Michigan late last night, when he noticed a man dipping his feet in the ‘muddy’ shallows.

dirty-feetThe same man, returned with his dogs in the misty morning and noticed a pair of pants folded on the same spot the man was cleaning himself.

Upon inspection by the gentleman it was apparent that the body of a person was laying partly submerged in the bog below, with very dirty feet.

A bloodstained jacket was also found nearby by local constabulary when the crime was reported. In the pockets were a bus ticket, a business card from a local transport company and flyer from a Market & Greenhouses business in Hobart, Indiana.

When questioned by the Chicago Tribune Mr Ness stated that “we are currently investigating several leads, and wouldn’t rule anything out. “

When pushed for more information from the gathering press Mr Ness said ” The body of a local locksmith Mr Oscar was positively identified this morning in the shallows of Lake Michigan. He was a local man with no association to the underworld.
I have nothing to add at this stage, but that we will be consulting with eyewitnesses and local residents in the area in the next 24 hours.”

Newly promoted Sergeant Jewls of Chicago Police was not present at the press conference, after a visit from the doctor.

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