BLOTTER UPDATE – OVERNIGHT REPORT
A report of no deaths, yet a missing cat!
NO LYNCH – 29/06/1896 – 8PM – For the first time in history, there was not lynching carried out in the town square due to a split vote when it came time to decide who looked more guilty, Oscar or Kyle X. Both gentleman let out a huge sigh of relief to discover that they had been spared due to the tied vote. The Judge’s vote tipped the draw, but was it for the best for the Town or better for Mafia? Only time will tell.
BOBBY THE FRIENDLY COP – 29/06/1896 – 8:30PM : The notoriously chatty Friendly Cop went to visit a local citizen, taking a favorite tea and some scones to share as they sat talking for the evening. The poor citizen had other places to be yet our obtuse Cop did not notice the constant checking of the clock or the fidgeting of their host, so continued chatting away blissfully without a care in the world. Some hours later when the good Cop bid farewell to their host, they walked away with a smile on their face and quiet muttered the word “Gotcha” quietly to themselves.
CAT LADY’S MISSING CAT – 30/06/1896 – The Cat Lady was seen outside her London townhouse quietly calling for her cat to come home from its nightly wanderings, but to no avail. The rather lucky cat had found a welcome warm spot in someone’s house and, as single minded as cat’s tend to be, decided it was quite comfortable, thank you very much, and had no intention on going back outside in to the cold night. Said cat walked in the back door of its owners house this morning, headed straight to its milk bowl and started lapping up some milk, with barely a glance at the poor Cat Lady who had been worried all night. Cat Lady, although kept in the dark as to where her kitty had been all night, was relieved to have her kitten back home safely.
PEACEFUL NIGHTS SLEEP – 30/06/1986 – With the rising of the sun this morning there was a friendlier feel to the city, a calmer and less pensive air. For the second time this week there were no overnight killings from Mafia activity. The Cops had done their jobs well and were able to corral gangsters for at least one night.

